Zoe had a friend who was having some computer problems and I suppose to some extent I brought this upon myself. Thankfully, I now have a strategy. Of course this is probably like 10 hours where I am far too deep in to start strategizing, but I now have a strategy.
Lets pretend for a moment you have a 32 bit Core-Duo laptop running Windows Vista Home 32bit that is infected with malware and viruses and acting generally poorly, what do you do? Well, my friend, you take your 8GB flash key that has an already built 9.04 Ubuntu Kernel on it, you boot it from that and run ClamAV using the ClamTK GUI. It works. It found a couple of viruses on the backup HD and I feel safer about backup data as well as my data on my Windows 7 machine. Thankfully, since I’m principally running OS X and 9.04 MythBuntu these days we’re highly prone to viruses, but nonetheless, I was concerned about re-infection with her external USB hard drive as well as her 4GB Flash Key.
Step 1) Use Unetbootin to load a flash key with a bootable version of the Linux of your choice
Step 2) Boot up the sick (dying) notebook with that USB flash drive
Step 3) Scan all files with ClamAV under Linux, then backup all data
Step 4) Wipe the old computer clean and re-install Windows (this part is oh so familiar) & leave ~ 20GB for a separate EXT3 Linux partition
Step 5) Institute a backup as well as best practice anti-virus procedures
Step 6) Install Linux in the 20GB spare rescue partition in case this happens again!
Step 7) After about a year Windows XP will be gunked up again, so repeat! (see Step 1)