In honor of the new Kay-Ess show on a television network belonging to the Canidae family:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZixyCDJk0U

Brad Neely gets it done right.  Language is NSFW or children, by the way.  A partial transcript starting at 1′:06″ from the video:

[Screaming]

“We are the best ad agency in the f*ing world. This campaign is simple sh*t people. Get a guy in there, dunking the f* out of a basketball; another guy, doing a hand-plant on the edge of the motherf*ing Grand Canyon. And another guy having *n*l sex with a screaming monster, in a hang glider. You know what I f*ing mean?!!!

[Professor One]

“Better… on… paper. Definitely.”